Ed sheeran wer ist die boxerin

Ed Sheeran, a 25-year-old English teddy bear manufactured by Swift Industries Ltd., released a new comedy short/music video entitled “Shape of You” Monday morning. In it, the singer unconvincingly portrays a boxer who begins holding hands with, kissing, and perhaps even fucking a woman who is considerably more believable as a boxer than he is.

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Here’s Ed Sheeran punching a bag:
Here’s Ed glancing at a lady and thinking, “I want to sex her”:
Here’s that same lady saying, “No”:
Here they are doing finger stuff:
Here they are doing mouth stuff:
Here they are doing whatever this is:
Here’s Ed getting so angry that he kicks over a locker:
Here’s Ed getting so angry that he flips a tire:
Here’s Ed misremembering the final scenes of The Wrestler as super exciting and triumphant:
And here’s the end, which dramatically cuts to the credits as though its just served its audience a satisfying conclusion even though it actually made no sense:
BONUS: Here’s Kara Brown “accidentally” hitting Ed with a locker door:
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What she's not? Sheeran's girlfriend (as far as we know).

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Their romance begins the way I assume all Sheeran’s relationships do—with a woman accidentally bashing him in the face with a locker door in the back of a run-down GM somewhere in America’s rust belt. “Oh, my nose,” he seems to say, as she covers her mouth to contain the laughter.

“Don’t worry about it,” he appears to respond. “I’m going to write a song about wanting to fuck you now.” She is charmed by this, and they begin a brief relationship that somehow leads to Sheeran fighting a sumo wrestler. If it sounds like I missed a few beats of their romantic journey, it’s because those beats do not exist.

“Shape of You,” while a catchy enough song that I will no doubt bop to several times over the next few months, is not a particularly effective as a sexy music video. But it is funny enough to make GIFs out of, so I suppose that makes it a success

Here’s Ed Sheeran punching a bag:

Here’s Ed glancing at a lady and thinking, “I want to sex her”:

Here’s that same lady saying, “No”:

Here they are doing finger stuff:

Here they are doing mouth stuff:

Here they are doing whatever this is:

Here’s Ed getting so angry that he kicks over a locker:

Here’s Ed getting so angry that he flips a tire:

Here’s Ed misremembering the final scenes of The Wrestler as super exciting and triumphant:

And here’s the end, which dramatically cuts to the credits as though its just served its audience a satisfying conclusion even though it actually made no sense:

BONUS: Here’s Kara Brown “accidentally” hitting Ed with a locker door:

Ed Sheeran just dropped his new music video for “Shape of You” on Monday, and it’s not what we expected at all.

Unlike his emotional, cinematographic video for “Castle on the Hill” that was released the previous week, this video is a lot edgier. It chronicles Sheeran’s experience training as a boxer alongside his love interest, played by actress Jennie Pegouskie.

The intense gym scenes showing Sheeran going to town with a punching bag make us want to stick to our new year’s resolutions and get in shape. Just look at him killing it. Get it, Ed!

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And let’s not forget that the video features plenty of romantic moments as well.

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Watch the full video below:

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Ed Sheeran showed up at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night with a date who had a lot of fans freaking out — who is Jennie Pegouskie? But there's no blame if you can't quite put your finger on why she looks so darn familiar (and stunning). Pegouskie is the amazing, ass-kicking love interest from Sheeran's "Shape Of You" video.

Pegouskie is totally gorgeous as Sheeran's boxing instructor/love interest in the video, and she was gorgeous in a whole different way as she walked the red carpet at the VMAs on Aug. 27. In a white strapless pantsuit with her hair pulled into a huge ballerina bun at the crown of her head and a delicate gold necklace, she looked stunning (but, fittingly, like she could still take you down if needed).

Pegouskie is a model and dancer who, besides being seen in Sheeran's video, has also toured with Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, according to her bio, so she's no stranger to the camera. However, she wasn't originally meant to be in the "Shape Of You" video — she told Washington state news source K5 that she had originally been hired as a production assistant for the video (and cast the star), but ended up taking the role herself.

What she's not? Sheeran's girlfriend (as far as we know).

Sheeran has been dating his high school sweetheart Cherry Seaborn since 2015, and the two are supposedly pretty serious.

In a March interview with Rolling Stone, Sheeran said,

One day this will f*cking end. And I know the one person that's going to remain constant is Cherry. I should just enjoy this while it's there, but not let it become my reality. Because that's not the reality I want to live in.

Though they knew each other in high school, they supposedly didn't start dating until they reconnected a few years ago via a mutual friend.

There have been no rumors of heartache on the horizon for the happy pair, so it seems pretty likely that Pegouskie is just there as a friend. (Because, I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to walk that red carpet?)

Can we hope this means that she's going to join him on stage at some point, at least? I want to see that flying leap just one more time.